LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!

jus borrowed a french book that's FULL of slangs! includes the f word and shit! in french, shit is merde. those polite dingos say 'les cinq lettres' which means 'the 5 letters', jus like how we say 'the 4 letter word' or 'the f word' in english. learnt so many things larh! 'ta gueule' is another way of saying 'tais-toi' (shut up). gueule is an animal mouth, and 'ta gueule' means 'your animal mouth'!!!!!!!

je m'en fous de _____ means 'i don't give a damn to _____', there're many variations, including 'je m'en fiche'and 'je m'en contrefous'. 'chier' means 'to crap'. 'd'accord', meaning 'ok', is shortened to 'd'ac'. which sounds better, doesn't it??? and instead of saying 'il y a', we say 'y'a'. and it's 'j'sais pas' and not 'je ne sais pas' which sounds so formal and boring.

this book is so much better than listening to teachers chiant (crapping) all day long stuffing pluperfect and subjunctive imperfect and don't know what merde (shit)! and you know what, in france everybody uses slangs and if you hear something like 'elles sont moches, ces godasses' while walking down the street you won't know what it means! 'je ne comprends pas' (i don't understand) is for the 'purists', 'j'comprends pas' is for the natives, and 'je m'en fous' is for us bochap ppl! (diao)