dear santa,
for christmas, i'd like:
an arsenal cap
ATVO
an arsenal credit card
an arsenal soft toy
an arsenal scarf
an arsenal platinum membership
an arsenal singapore membership
the arsenal opus
an arsenal away kit with "unbeaten 49" on it
an arsenal 3rd kit with "arsenal 4 life" on it
arsenal to win every match
arsenal to win the premiership
arsenal to win the champions league
arsenal to win the fa cup
arsenal to win the league cup
arsenal to win the emirates cup
adidas predator football boots
canon eos 40d (or if you're feeling really generous, a canon eos 1ds mark III)
a a380 1/200 model
a f22 raptor assembly kit
a f15 eagle assembly kit
a ticket on board the a380
a trip to the emirates
a trip to st maarten
a trip to france
a trip to spain
a trip to italy
a trip to switzerland
a trip to portugal
a trip to germany
a trip to belgium
a trip to luxemburg
a trip to denmark
a trip to sweden
a trip to norway
a trip to scotland
a trip to ireland
a trip to wales
a trip to iceland
a trip to poland
a trip to slovania
a trip to slovakia
a trip to romania
a trip to bosnia-herzegovina
a trip to serbia and montenegro
a trip to albania
a trip to croatia
a trip to bulgaria
a trip to ukraine
a trip to estonia
a trip to latvia
a trip to lithuania
a trip to belarus
a trip to greece
a trip to moldova
a trip to san marino
a trip to the faroe islands
a trip to malta
a trip to austria
a trip to the czech republic
a trip to hungary
a trip to liechenstein
a trip to the netherlands
a trip to macedonia
a trip to andorra
a trip to finland
sony ericsson k850i
a new computer
a laptop
sports group subscription
to be really smart so i can get good grades so i can get everything listed above

thank you santa. sorry for making you waste so much money though.
-doc